Wow.

I totally just got an email on *unnamed online dating service* from a 35-year-old woman who wants to be my sugar momma. I'm not even kidding.

Not that I wouldn't love a free ride through life, but if I wanted to trade sex for money, I'd become a prostitute. Now, if I should happen to incidentally hook up with someone who just happens to want to give me lots of sex and money... I would be completely OK with that.