She has a girlfriend now... *

That's right, folks -- I have found a lovely lady (I shall call her "Mo") who seems to enjoy my company as much as I enjoy hers (and not just when she's drunk!).

We're past the second date, and there have been no U-Haul sitings as of yet (although nearly all of my super-hilarious friends have made the obligatory U-Haul-related comments/jokes), but I think things are going quite well. She's absolutely adorable, smart, funny, and compassionate. Plus she smells really good, which is always a bonus. We're close to the same size, so we can wear each others' clothes, which is fun (I'm wearing her shirt today, actually), but my ass is way bigger than hers (despite the weight I've lost over the last few weeks from no longer being unemployed and sitting around on my ass snacking all day), so pants-sharing can really only go one way. We share a love of small, furry mammals; grrrl rock; progressive politics; and hummus; and we pretty much have the same haircut. She's like my blonde-haired, blue-eyed, herbivorous counterpart (I tried to pull off the vegetarian thing this past spring, but I just couldn't stick with it -- it got shot all to hell when I came home and my stepmom kept making all this really good meat-laden food).

So if anyone feels a chill coming from the depths of hell, or if you happen to see any pork products soaring about, now you know why.

* Extra points for whoever recognizes this song title and/or can name the band(s) who sang it.