Damn Computer! (Among other things...)

In the immortal words of Jake Morgendorffer (Daria's dad): "Damn computer! It ate everything! Big, fat, smug, damn, stupid, crappy piece of crappy crap!"

That about sums it up. Actually, for once it's NOT my computer that's fouling things up, but rather, it's my internet service provider, Cox Cable. They suck... well... cock. Heh. My connection has been crapping out every hour or so for the last day or two, and it's really starting to grate my cheese.

Technical difficulties aside, it's not been a bad couple of days. My week was SHITTY, as evidenced by previous posts, but I have an entire four-day weekend to sleep/eat/clean/do long-put-off schoolwork. Susan and Beth came over last night to watch movies. We had some beers and smoked some of the flavored cigs I bought at the outlet yesterday. I don't really smoke, but I kinda wanted to try 'em just for the hell of it. The vanilla ones we got were pretty gross, but the cloves were tasty. I'm definitely not cut out to be a smoker (cougher), but I may enjoy one every once in awhile.

Ladies, don't you love it when you're period's almost over and the bloating is starting to subside and you feel like SO MUCH less of a chunky monkey? Yeah, it rocks.

I slept 'til 3pm today and got ABSOLUTELY nothing accomplished, so I am off to buy some toilet paper (as I am COMPLETELY out of it!), check my balance at the ATM, feed the CRAZY professor's cats, check to see if the library has the book and video I need to revise my history paper, and swing by the candy store downtown to see if the cute (possibly not-straight!) girl from my history class is working today. I'll probably get bored and post later tonight.