Killy's Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

~ Woke up for 9:30 class at 11 (awoke because someone was weed-whacking RIGHT outside my window)... my alarm never went off because we lost power.
~ Tried to email professor to explain/apologize, but internet was broken, so spent 20 minutes resetting/restarting everything to get it to work.
~ Checked balance of checking account and discovered I am now about 70 bucks in the hole because I got hit with over 100 dollars worth of superfluous overdraft fees.
~ The check my dad sent me over a week ago (in addition to my new tags and city sticker, because my current ones have EXPIRED) has STILL not arrived. I think the post office lost it.
~ Arrived late to work.
~ Had to steal stamp and envelope from work to mail in my absentee ballot application, because I'm too poor to buy them myself.
~ Ran unnecessary errand for professor because she hasn't paid attention to library electronic reserve policy.
~ Got spritzed in the eye by the goddamn automatic air freshener in the library bathroom.
~ STILL have not received heart medication from pharmacy, because they've been unable to contact my doctor (who is probably on ANOTHER vacation) to verify the refill. Meanwhile, I have run out of the shit.
~ Stupid biotches sitting behind me in class chattered and kicked my chair for the whole damn hour and a half.
~ I am out of food except for ramen and OCPs (thank God I at least have those).
~ My water bottle leaked all over my pants, making it look like I wet myself.
~ Blogger is being a fuckin' bastid AGAIN.

ACK! It's a good think I don't own a high-powered automatic weapon, 'cause if I did I would SO be on a homicidal rampage right now.

Think happy thoughts... happy, happy thoughts... happy... KILL, KILL, KILL!!!