I'm young and I'm underpaid, I'm tired but I'm workin', yeah...

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S ONLY TUESDAY!

FUCK!!

This has already been a hellish week. NOT a good sign. So I go about my usual Tuesday/Thursday morning routine: drag tired ass out of bed (after not enough sleep), get dressed, pick up Lynn, drive to campus, hike out to lab in middle of fucking forest for class. In said class, we discuss firefly sex and blue tits (birds, people. BIRDS.), and I give my prof some paperwork I need him to sign so I can officially fulfill my biology major scientific writing requirement (a.k.a. bullshit). After class, I forget to get the paper back. I high-tail it all the way across campus to the Dean of Students' office, only to realize I don't have the signed form. So the secretary tells me I need to bring it by before five tomorrow. Great. So then I mosey to the other end of campus to the Registrar's office to fill out my "official change of address" form, because my dad just moved. THEN I have to run to the Bursar's office to beg them for my (long-overdue) financial aid check so I can BUY SOME FUCKING FOOD. Then I go to work and stuff envelopes for three hours (kill me), then head BACK across campus for my Intro to Kinesiology lecture course (HA!). By the end of class, the skies had opened up, and it was raining torrentially. So I walked to where my car was parked (Tahiti) and got absolutely soaked (wearing a sheer white shirt. of course.), shivered all the way home, and went straight for a nice hot shower. Consumed marvelous "dinner" of cheese and the last 12 stale Wheat Thins, then left for the newspaper office to get my copy-edit on. Stopped by ATM on the way to deposit my financial aid check. Checked account balance... negative $5.32. FUCK. Thank God for Evil L., who brought me Chick Fil A to the newspaper office and saved me from certain death/collapse.

So I have, at long last, returned to my abode for a period of more than a half an hour. And now I have over a hundred pages of reading to do for class tomorrow.

Is it Friday yet??