I love my friends!

Actual conversation that took place in Beth, Violet, and Kat's townhouse kitchen:

Beth - Oh my god! Violet! Is this your knife?
Violet -*shrieks* NO!
Beth - Holy God. This is like a Clue weapon. Beth, in the kitchen with the FUCKING HUGE KNIFE.
Kat - Oh, that's mine. I have a canteloupe I need to cut.
Beth - And a score to settle?

I love my friends.