Sometimes I shouldn't say words...

So the day after I (slightly drunkenly) came out to my roommate, she comes into my room to ask me for something and gets distracted by the little light-bulb-holder lamp-like thingy I have perched atop my mini-TV.

Roomie: "What color is this light bulb supposed to be?"

Me: "Rainbow."

Roomie: *gives me a weird look*

Me: *suddenly hit by clue-by-four* "Hey! That has nothing to do with it! ... I found it in the closet!"

*pause*

Me: "DAMMIT!"

*we both crack up*
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Seriously, I did find it in the closet. It was one of the few things ExRoomie left in there that was worth keeping.