It's not that I'm lazy...

I just have a great appreciation for convenience.

Today I decided that my life would be much easier -- and nearly complete!-- if I had one of those little push-button remote-control unlock/lock thingies for my house. You know, like the one you have for your car (unless your car is damn old)? No more fiddling with my house's 100-year-old deadbolt mechanism while inadvertently dropping the bags full of girly poo I just bought, then stopping to wave to the neighbors as I gather up the errant boxes of tampons strewn across the front porch.



On an unrelated note, the cute pharmacist was totally checking me out today when I went to get my list of prescriptions for my insurance company.