3 out of 6 ain't bad...

... okay, so it is pretty bad. Whatever. I guess I'm just not secret agent material.

"To qualify for the FBI Special Agent position, you must be a U.S. citizen [check], possess a four-year college degree [check] and have at least three years of professional work experience [Um, do Office Max and Staples count? Probably not.], be between the ages of 23 and 36 [give me a couple of years], be in excellent physical condition with the ability to pass a physical fitness test [HA! No. I get winded walking up the stairs.], and be available for assignment anywhere in the FBI's jurisdiction [check, I guess]."

I may, however, apply for a support position, something I feel I am much more qualified to do. Most of these jobs include such grueling tasks as: making copies, brewing coffee (not a responsibility to be taken lightly, my friends), delivering stuff to people who make more money than me, looking shit up, typing shit, filing shit, and making lunch-runs. As I am already a seasoned Office Bitch, I am certain that I have the important skills necessary to execute these tasks properly... although I should probably do a little cross-training in the field of coffee-making; it's been a while.