Do I look like a ho to you?

So I just got back from Food Lion. I was perusing the dried pasta selection, and the woman across the aisle kept dropping her Cup O' Noodles (she had about 10 of them in her arms.... why she didn't just get a basket is beyond me), so I helped her pick them up.

And then she asked, "Do you read the Bible?"
What I thought: "CRAZY ALERT! CRAZY ALERT! BACK AWAY SLOWLY!"
What I said: "Oh, sure. I grew up reading the Bible." (Which is completely true.)

And then she told me that I really should read Revelations and that I should give up my "fornicative lifestyle."

WHAT THE HELL??? I was wearing sweats and buying spaghetti at Food Lion on a Saturday evening! Fornicative lifestyle?? What the fuck??