Homework

That's my plan for the weekend. And laundry. And cleaning. But mostly homework, and lots of it. I have two midterms next week, for neither of which I am anywhere near prepared. I have to start researching for a presentation and research grant proposal for my biology seminar. And I have to watch some porn. Yeah, porn. My "Contemporary Moral Issues" philosophy professor recommended to the class that we "view some pornographic material" so that we can have an accurate perspective on what we've been discussing in class (the moral debate over pornography). And while I am not a big fan of the porn (it makes me uncomfortable... I'm repressed, we've established this fact already), I cannot deny that Professor Harris is pretty fucking cool. Rock on, Harris. I will make a toast to you tonight... and maybe rent some porn.

After I get back from BUSCH GARDENS! Woo! It's been a year since I've gone, and I am totally psyched! I will be riding all the roller coasters (even Apollo's Chariot, which I HATE, but all my friends drag me on it anyway... yeah that's the one Fabio was on when he collided with that bird), purchasing over-priced food and possibly some beer (the theme park IS owned by Anheuser-Busch), and, in accordance with tradition, I will be buying a stupid-ass felt animal hat. I buy one every time I go, and I have amassed quite the collection of stupid-ass felt animal hats. I'll post pictures sometime.

I'm FUBAR from fatigue, and I may have shit to do for the rest of the weekend, but it is a gorgeous day, it's fuckin' Friday, I'm going to Busch Gardens, and I FINALLY get to spend some time with my friends! So in the words of one of my personal heroes, I'm going to "frolic, frolic, frolic!"