Nobody knows the wreck of a soul the way you do...

Sunday, April 30, 2006

Adventures in Apartment-Hunting

I have seen some pretty weird housing posts on Craigslist over the last year or so. There was the nudist in Northern Virginia, the guy offering to accept sex in lieu of rent, the basement apartment with unusually low ceilings (seriously, I think they were less than 6 feet high; it was like that insurance commercial with the tiny house). But I think this one takes the cake -- it seemed like a perfectly normal house for rent in Maryland; the post listed amenities, location, square footage, etc... and then it ended with "pets welcome (no big game animals)." Well, damn. I really wanted to move in with my pet buffalo, Bernice, but I guess we'll have to keep looking. I wonder if llamas count as "big game"...

|