Krispy Krap

I have nothing but respect for the institution of Krispy Kreme Doughnuts. Their fresh, warm, delicious glazed doughnuts imbue me with a bliss vaguely comparable to really good sex. Their coffee is pretty decent, too.

However, I am greatly disappointed by their frozen coffee beverages. I wasn't expecting a Starbucks Frappuccino-caliber drink, but, to quote Alice from The L Word, "this coffee tastes like poopy shit." Seriously. It's like kinda-frozen weak-ass chocolate milk with a few spoonfuls of that nasty "international delights" powdered cappuccino mix thrown in. Gross. And there wasn't even enough "coffee" in it to satisfy my morning caffeine craving, so I must once again relegate myself to the foulness of the Office Coffee. Damn you, Krispy Kreme!!

(But your doughnuts are still the shit.)

p.s. For anyone who has a burning desire to know how last night went (Burning, eh? You should really get that checked out.), it went quite well. Mo's family was very nice, and I seem to have made a decent impression. The puppy was freaking adorable, and I took lots of pictures. I also noticed that Mo and her mother display a very similar array of mannerisms, which is simultaneously cute and a liiiittle bit creepy.