Doublespeak

A few words of advice for the slightly misguided (but I'm sure well-meaning and very nice) girl on Unnamed Dating Website: Before choosing your next user name, you really should run it by a friend, or even just read it out loud to yourself. I'm sure you are a hot, fun gal, but you're likely to get unwanted solicitation from Tinactin with a screen name like hotfungal.

That is all.

p.s. To those of you who have missed me (or even noticed that I've been gone), I am indeed still alive! I've been stricken with a serious lack of motivation lately, and I apologize for my blog delinquency. I'll try to post more often!

p.p.s. Stay tuned for an update on the neverending saga of Killy's Broken Toe: A Tale of Woe (a.k.a., How a Toe Injury Can Be a Pain in the Ass).