Saluting Captain Obvious, Supressing the Bitch Within

I lost count of the number of times people have uttered, "You cut your hair!" to me today.

What I said: "Yep, I got it cut over break."

What I wanted to say: "No. Actually, it just fell out like this."
OR "Yes. And then I lost my superhuman strength. Damn you, Delilah!"
OR ::feigning surprise:: "REALLY??"
OR ::vehemently denying it:: "No I didn't!"

My hair was almost shoulder-length, and now it's a couple inches long... OF COURSE I cut it, morons!