I'll have a double bollocks-burger with a supersized side of shit-fries...

My bedroom is a total abomination. I am an anal-retentive cleaning-whore, and the pit of squalor in which I dwell is about to make me flip my shit. Something must be done! I can feel UberCleanMode, a frightening state in which I become singularly, maniacally focused upon purging my surroundings of all clutter and filth, coming on. The building could catch on fire, and I wouldn't notice... until the smoke and ashes started dirtying up my nice clean surfaces. I am so far beyond professional help right now.