Procrastination Nation

I'm avoiding studying for tomorrow's kinesiology lecture final, so I'm stealing a quiz from Chicken. Wheeee!

Three names you go by:
Floozy
Killy
K-Dawg

Three screennames you have:
Killy
thesourgirl
nerdqueen

Three things you like about yourself:
my height
my sense of humor
my goofy grin (after thousands of dollars for orthodontics, i'd damn well better have a nice smile!)

Three things you hate/dislike about yourself:
my debilitating perfectionism
my tendency to repel potential romantic interests
the thunderthighs i inherited from my mother

Three parts of your heritage:
Irish
Welsh
German
(yeah, i'm a whitey)

Three things that scare you:
the current president and his administration
small, closed in spaces
bees, wasps, and other stinging insects

Three of your everyday essentials:
a bottle of water (i ALWAYS have one, no matter where i go)
gum (gotta keep that breath minty fresh!... and satisfy that oral fixation!)
pants (i almost never wear a skirt or dress)

Three things you are wearing right now:
my glasses (they help with that whole "vision" thing)
my bitchin' green/teal adidas gazelles
my bright yellow hoodie

Three of your favorite bands/artists (at the moment):
Tom McRae
The Distillers
Cursive

Three of your favorite songs at present:
"Sugarbuzz", Marvelous 3
"3 Libras", A Perfect Circle
"Mermaid Blues", Tom McRae

Three new things you want to try in the next 12 months:
get a freaking date
get up off my lazy ass and start exercizing
find a decent job after i graduate

Three things you want in a relationship (love is a given):
laughs are a must
understanding
snuggles

Two truths and a lie:
(HA! see if you can guess which ones are true!)
I have (in the past year, as a 21 year old) snogged a 16-year-old
I own Will Smith's "Big Willy Style" album
I have peed in a Big Gulp cup on a roadtrip

Three physical things about the opposite sex (or same) that appeal to you:
eyes
lips
boobs (for women)
butt (for both)
(due to my predilection for both genders, i think i'm entitled to four things!)

Three things you just can't do:
start studying in advance
remain calm, cool and collected when speaking publicly
get a freaking date

Three of your favorite hobbies:
writing (this includes blogging)
playing my guitar and singing
knitting

Three things you want to do really badly right now:
stop studying, skip my last two exams, and get the hell out of this craphole of a town.
make out with certain unattainable people
eat something other than ramen (ugh!)

Three careers you're considering:
editing, publishing, or journalism
scientific research
FBI agent

Three places you want to go on vacation:
France
Italy
The UK

Three kids names:
well, my kitty's name is Louie, but i'm gonna take this question to mean names of future children that, in all likelihood, i will never have:
Girls: Rachel, Samantha, Abigail
Boys: Samuel, Miles, James (probably as a middle name, 'cause it's my grampa's, dad's, and brother's middle name, too)

Three things you want to do before you die:
have (good) sex
travel outside this god-forsaken country
finally see my sister grow out of her "heinous bitch phase"

Three people who have to take this quiz now or die painfully:
eh, i don't want to just arbitrarily name three people, so i'm just going to issue a blanket demand -- DO IT, BITCHES! *ahem*... you know, if you have time or whatever...